Posted by Jim at October 28th, 2004

As of today, I got two robocalls. One from the Republican party. One from the Democrats.

In the first, I learned that John Kerry has a secret, evil plan to destroy the auto industry. In the second, I learned that the Iraq War was a mistake and that John Kerry will personally hunt down all terrorists.

Well, maybe that’s not precisely what they said, but my rendition feels tonally (if not factually) correct.

So maybe all that the parties learned is that you should save your robocalls for the last week of the campaign rather than the last month. At any rate, it should be all over pretty soon.

If we’re lucky.