Basic Truths of Parenthood: Filth
Posted by Jim at April 1st, 2004
Disclaimer: Those with low tolerance for things toddlers do in diapers should read no further.
Still there? Okay. I gave Abby and Rebecca a bath today. I placed Becca in the tub (without water) before Abby. I removed Abby’s clothes next and was ready to put her in the tub when Abby said, “Becca pooped in da tub.”
Becca had. She had also stepped in it.
I wish this entry were an April Fools’ joke.
See, after I read “toddler,” “diaper,” and “bath,” I didn’t *have* to read any further. But I did anyway. You have my sympathies.
Ed Heil
Thanks. I’m sure you’ve probably had similar experiences.
Jim Zoetewey