Posted by Jim at March 16th, 2004

Our cats use the litter box approximately 99% of the time.

That anomalous 1% results from the litter boxes not meeting the cats’ standards. In short, it is my fault, due to an utter lack of interest in dealing with the nastiness found within your average litter box. I’ve sometimes thought that I ought to invest in an automated litter box, but a suspicion that it probably wouldn’t work (now justified) has always stopped me from buying one.

In the meantime, our cats have chosen new and exciting places to demonstrate their displeasure. One once urinated in my wife’s hair dryer. Another kindly removed the peaches before using a basket on the counter. A final cat (possibly more than one) will indicate its displeasure with the state of the litter box by urinating in the toaster.

I can think of few things I like less than waking in the morning, putting bread into the toaster, and smelling burnt cat pee. I cannot describe the smell, but I can assure you that it does not smell good. Worse, it lingers.

More than most things, this possibility motivates me to clean the litter box.

Well, that and one other thing. I don’t really want burnt cat urine to be a normal part of Abby and Rebecca’s lives .

Of course, I may be too late for that. I remember walking into the kitchen to find a mess completely unrelated to cats, making a disgusted noise and hearing Abby say “Daddy? Cat pee in toaster?”