Now I Feel Better...
Occasionally I feel like I'm totally incompetent as a programmer. This is particularly true when I look over old stuff I've written and think about all the ways it could be improved.
Here's a blog devoted to unearthing truely wretched code and revealing it to the world. After reading it for a bit, you'll feel brilliant by comparison. If you're a programmer, you may also laugh so hard you fall off your chair.
If you're not a programmer, of course, you won't find it even remotely funny.