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Basic Truths of Parenthood: Filth

Disclaimer: Those with low tolerance for things toddlers do in diapers should read no further.

Still there? Okay. I gave Abby and Rebecca a bath today. I placed Becca in the tub (without water) before Abby. I removed Abby's clothes next and was ready to put her in the tub when Abby said, "Becca pooped in da tub."

Becca had. She had also stepped in it.

I wish this entry were an April Fools' joke.

Comments

See, after I read "toddler," "diaper," and "bath," I didn't *have* to read any further. But I did anyway. You have my sympathies. :)

Thanks. I'm sure you've probably had similar experiences.

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